Q: What happened to Kate Beckinsale's face?

A: Nothing. I was cruising past Underworld: Rise of the Lycans and thought: "Wow, Kate must have had the typical upper-lip-botox-job that all the Hollywood actresses are having these days! She looks horrible!" Nope, just a case of mistaken identity. Rhona Mitra plays Sonja, a completely different character set in an earlier time, but also in love with a werewolf.